GaryCannon.comWelcome to the OFFICIAL site of comedian, host, humorologist, Gary Cannon. Please do not confuse this award winning site with conductor, tenor, musicologist, Gary D. Cannon.
Everyone knows a conductor is a made-up profession used to get girls. You don't see a comedian waving a baton during a punchline. If you're a friend of the other Gary Cannon and stumbled upon my site, please don't be afraid to call him out on his phony profession. And who uses an initial in their name? The "D" stands for, "Doesn't get chicks..."